She's JV to your varsity
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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