I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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