He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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