do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You are a genius and a whore.
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