she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I AM VODKA MAN
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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