we're blogging at a bar
Your face is a jimmy john
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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