The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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