Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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