At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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