if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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