I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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