He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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