I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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