11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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