We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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