Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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