And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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