I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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