question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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