if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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