I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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