We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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