rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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