just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
