ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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