Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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