Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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