i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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