yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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