Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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