Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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