No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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