she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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