Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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