Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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