My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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