i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
How's work?
Spinning.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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