Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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