he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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