I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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