i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
