all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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