he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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