Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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