My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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