We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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