Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
how drunk are you?
Several
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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