so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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