I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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