How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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