What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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