hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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