Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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